Producer: "Remember that scene in the first Pirates where Jonny Depp had that really kick ass intricate sword fight with Orlando Bloom?"
Director: "Yeah"
Producer: "Remember how we said it was too long and silly?"
Director: "Yeah"
Producer: "Well people ended up really liking it, so we want you to have another sword fight in the sequel."
Director: "hmm"
Producer: "Yeah, except having them in some spinning apparatus rolling down a hill and have shit hitting them and going all over the place, you know stuff like that. I want our Peter Jackson Bronto scene but in a Pirates sword fight way"
Director: "hmmm, so make it even longer and sillier"
Producer: "Fuck yes."
